Browse through and read popular howler fanfiction stories and books. There was a post on Tumblr that J.K. Rowling revealed in an interview that Lily was pregnant with another child when Voldemort came for a little visit on Halloween. Lily spluttered. Hermione piped up, setting her Transfiguration textbook down (she was finally done with the entire syllabus for the year, as per normal). the man beside the girl gave a bright grin showing off his canines. It is unclear how much Voldemort and the Death Eaters knew about the Dursleys themselves. "Greggory! I confess myself disappointed.. 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In which Harry sends a howler to Voldemort and Umbridge meets an untimely end. he asked. In which, as the title suggests, Harry uses the same technique, McGonagall used to defeat Vernon Dursley. Hi, I'm looking for any fic where Harry writes/exchange letters with Voldy. But he couldn't help the sinking feeling in his gut. Lily and Harry are taken away to a safe spot. And neither did Harry. Draco could feel the manor's magic twist as the wards let something through. So young Harry thought that to compensate, he would get on . While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. I had hoped he would help his family realize family ties are stronger than houses, but alas that didn't happen. Draco wondered to himself, unable to look away from the red envelope hovering in front of them. FIRST YOU DECIDE TO RUIN MY LIFE BY MURDERING MY PARENTS SUBJECTING ME TO A LIFE OF ETERNAL TORTURE WITH MY RELATIVES THAT I DON'T EVEN CONSIDER FAMILY, THEN YOU DECIDED TO TRY AND KILL ME WITH QUIRELL, THEN YOU TRY TO MURDER ME WITH THE DIARY THAT MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A HOT BASTARD, THEN YOU TRY AND MURDER ME WITH A BUNCH OF DEMENTORS, THEN YOU KILL CEDRIC DIGGORY, WHO I WILL REMIND YOU, HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR SHITTY MESS, THEN YOU REVIVE YOURSELF AND CHALLENGE A 14 YEAR OLD TO A DULE BECAUSE YOUR PATHETIC ASS CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT YOU DIED BECAUSE MY MOTHER USED HERSELF TO PROTECT ME, THEN YOU IN YOUR NON-EXISTENT WISDOM DECIDED TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES FOR NO APPARENT REASON!??!?!? I know I've mentioned this one a few times, but there are letters. Lucius responded. No one but his mother ever asked him what he thought, no one ever asked what he wanted. Voldemort made Harry Potter the "chosen one," but it could have been another Hogwarts student. Draco sat up in his bed and looked around the dorm and noticed the shades of red and gold littered around and realized him being sorted into Gryffindor wasn't a dream, it was real. fem!Voldemort. Draco also noticed how the Potions Master glared at Harry, which he didn't understand. With that, the howler burned itself up, leaving just a small pile of ash in front of the Dark Lord. Ron and Hermione looked shook, "Mate you don't mean." began Ron. 442. complainers of magical cores. FLYING OVER THE BLACK LAKE AND THE BOATS THAT YOUR SISTER AND POOR GINNY WEASLEY WERE ON, YOU COULD HAVE RUN THEM INTO THE LAKE WITH THE CAR BY ACCIDENT! Draco shrank back into his seat, his face heating with embarrassment and fear. linkao3 (Turning of the Times by thenoacat) Its a time travel fic where Harry gets stuck in the marauders era. Voldemort found James and Lily Potter and planned to kill the family. "O-our wards should not have let this through. ~ ~ ~ Victory is being reborn. The Midnight Howler (a super hero I made up that's awesomer than iron man), Raph's hero and role model, is somehow teleported from his world to Raph's. It made his body shake. Site: [Archive of Our Own][139924219787472:site] | Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling | Published: 2012-06-08 | Completed: 2012-06-13 | Words: 107464 | Chapters: 18/18 | Comments: 102 | Kudos: 659 | Bookmarks: 180 | Hits: 22809 | ID: 427653 | Download: [EPUB][139924219787472:epub] or [MOBI][139924219787472:mobi] [139924219787472:site]: http://www.archiveofourown.org/ [139924219787472:epub]: http://archiveofourown.org/downloads/La/Lady_Khali/427653/The%20Well%20Groomed%20Mind.epub?updated_at=1387610162 [139924219787472:mobi]: http://archiveofourown.org/downloads/La/Lady_Khali/427653/The%20Well%20Groomed%20Mind.mobi?updated_at=1387610162. Draco coughed, trying to cover an amused snort as he realised why the rant sounded so familiar. The voice boomed, making Draco choke. On another note, how would you feel if Draco and I had sex. I didnt have anything to do with this. there were even a few novels in an obscure corner. "Of course you can [N/n]!" Then they pulled, causing Ron to fall out of his bed and yell. were one of the many statements heard. Rated: Fiction K - English - Family/Humor - Harry P., Ron W., Lily Evans P., Marauders - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 333 . James had used Sirius' owl, Govad, which was a faster flyer than the Potter's family owl, Malach. In a small kitchen of a small cottage at the end of the street in a village named Godric's Hollow, two dark haired men sat debating the Quidditch rankings that would be released at the end of the year. Voldemort takes notice of him after he feels their scar connection at a Malfoy party and starts writing him letters. Abigail, however, has a very big secret she is keeping from them. he called out. Harry handed the Howler and said "Please give this to Lord Voldemort, tell him who it's from, and then leave immediately, okay?" Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts, https://archiveofourown.org/works/25966192/chapters/63122194. Cookie Notice Best not think about muggles here, Draco thought to himself as he strolled along the corridor towards the manors great hall. Voldemort sends harry a howler. ._2a172ppKObqWfRHr8eWBKV{-ms-flex-negative:0;flex-shrink:0;margin-right:8px}._39-woRduNuowN7G4JTW4I8{margin-top:12px}._136QdRzXkGKNtSQ-h1fUru{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;margin:8px 0;width:100%}.r51dfG6q3N-4exmkjHQg_{font-size:10px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.5px;line-height:12px;text-transform:uppercase;-ms-flex-pack:justify;justify-content:space-between;-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center}.r51dfG6q3N-4exmkjHQg_,._2BnLYNBALzjH6p_ollJ-RF{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex}._2BnLYNBALzjH6p_ollJ-RF{margin-left:auto}._1-25VxiIsZFVU88qFh-T8p{padding:0}._2nxyf8XcTi2UZsUInEAcPs._2nxyf8XcTi2UZsUInEAcPs{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-widgetColors-sidebarWidgetTextColor)} Harry's on the shit list already, what's Voldemort going to do, kill him? Though flames burned brightly in the sconces on the wall, they barely staved off the gloom that had settled through the halls of Malfoy manor since The Dark Lord had arrived. LIKE, WHAT'S THE POINT IN BEING THE GREATEST DARK LORD EVER IF YOU CAN'T EVEN HAVE A NOSE TO SMELL WITH!??! James and Lily are alive, and Harry gets an interesting Howler after crashing the car at the beginning of second year. #hogwarts I saw Harry as somewhat similar to James Potter yet, sometimes he is still as sweet natured as the Harry we see in the books. "I'll write it." Please consider turning it on! Told him how Sirius lost connection to his cousins and family once he was placed in Gryffindor, all but Andromeda of course. A place for Harry Potter Fanfiction. Injured and crippled, James offers to be the others legs until he recovers. left kudos on this work. Harry took a deep breath of relief seeing that no other owls were flying throughout the room. Falling in love is not enough - it is to grow in love that matters. But they might since" Sirius was cut off by a shrill gasp from the next room. Harry should have sent him a howler. Sirius jumped, looked up from the letter in his hands and scowling when he saw Regulus standing next to his chair. A Howler is a scarlet-red letter sent to signify extreme anger or to convey a message very loudly and publicly. Be sorted, earn house points, take classes with our fine Hogwarts staff, debate which actor portrayed Dumbledore the best, and finally get some closure for your Post-Potter Depression. Add in a few familial issues, misunderstandings, and sarcastic jokes to the mix and feelings ensue. ._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4{width:100%}._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4:hover ._31L3r0EWsU0weoMZvEJcUA{display:none}._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4 ._31L3r0EWsU0weoMZvEJcUA,._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4:hover ._11Zy7Yp4S1ZArNqhUQ0jZW{display:block}._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4 ._11Zy7Yp4S1ZArNqhUQ0jZW{display:none} The howler was like a time bomb and Malach had no intention of being caught within range of the explosion. So Draco stared at his tie, remembering what his mother had told him as well. "Lily, at least Dumbledore did not expel him." Site: [fanfiction.net][139924237154512:site] | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Words: 4,812 | Reviews: 126 | Favs: 662 | Follows: 106 | Published: 3/16/2007 | Status: Complete | id: 3442851 | Language: English | Genre: Humor | Characters: Harry P., Severus S. | Download: [EPUB][139924237154512:epub] or [MOBI][139924237154512:mobi] [139924237154512:site]: http://www.fanfiction.net/ [139924237154512:epub]: http://www.ff2ebook.com/old/ffn-bot/index.php?id=3442851&source=ff&filetype=epub [139924237154512:mobi]: http://www.ff2ebook.com/old/ffn-bot/index.php?id=3442851&source=ff&filetype=mobi, linkao3(archiveofourown.org/works/427653/chapters/719529). The Great Hall sat in shock. Draco was positive that father stopped breathing entirely, lest he be too loud. 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Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Chapters: 10 | Words: 22,510 | Reviews: 887 | Favs: 4,241 | Follows: 883 | Published: 7/29/2007 | Status: Complete | id: 3689325 | Language: English | Genre: Humor | Characters: Harry P. | Download: EPUB or MOBI. A loud bang echoed through the room, causing everyone to jump. New in this version: Slim recommendations using ffnbot!slim! Harry stood in shock before jumping on to the Slytherin and yelled "I LOVE YOU TOO DRACO MALFOY" and with that the two engaged in a heated make out session. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. Harry began to read aloud. Come on! Created Oct 25 . "What do you mean she gets away with everything? Ginny and Hermione get in trouble together. The howlers from Mrs. Weasley was now in smoking shreds in front of Fred, George and Ron Weasley while a smirking Ginny sat smugly in the corner. 24. r/HPfanfiction 12 days ago. Reasoned Sirius as he read the paper over James' shoulder but a glare sent his way ceased all other comments that he was going to share with the occupants in the room. NOW THERE'S THE MOST PATHETIC PERSON ON EARTH TEACHING AT THE SCHOOL WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF 'UMBRIDGE' AND HAS RUINED MY LIFE MORE THAN YOU!??! The news of someone getting a Howler was always popular in Hogwarts; Harry Potter especially as he usually got into trouble, and when he did, there would be a small betting pool on whether the Howler was James or Lily - James generally cheering Harry on and Lily scolding him. 18 pages September 3, 2017 djbrodiekay . Throughout the series, Harry Potter is referred to as the "Chosen One" the "Boy Who Lived" who was destined to defeat Lord Voldemort and bring peace to the wizarding world. Pettigrew might be rotting in Azkaban in this AU). He awoke to discover that his bag was gone and with it the cloak. For the first time, The Dark Lord looked shocked, allowing the owl to leave the manor in the same ward-twisting manner without so much as glancing at it. Oh, Godric, no. Walburga finds letters from Remus under Sirius' bed and sends him a Howler at Hogwarts. If he was lucky, it would be the Dark Lord. The howlers from Mrs. Weasley was now in smoking shreds in front of Fred, George and Ron Weasley while a smirking Ginny sat smugly in the corner. In the end there is a small section of people going to the future. "TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE." I've been meaning to write a one-shot of Harry's life if he had not been the Chosen One since I saw this post on tumblr about Harry getting howlers from James and Lily after flying Mr. Weasley's Ford across half the country. believers in magical cores. By Mischievous Purple One. "Helena, you're so lucky you're the youngest, you get away with everything!" Harry ends up having to write back since Voldemort is not someone you can refuse writing back too. On another note, how would you feel if Draco and I had sex. He really didn't want to go to breakfast. The voice boomed, making Draco choke. He gets involved in much the same trouble as his canon self, but doesn't quite have the good name of Harry Potter, leading Dumbledore and co. to become wary of him. She is a resurrected soul, and this is now her third rebirth. Add to library 11 Discussion 15 Suggest tags. She was with Ginny the entire time." It's a crackfic though. Letters from the Asylum comes to mind. Five times Harry receives a Howler in first year and Sirius professes his undying love for McGonagall in front of the entire school. Exhausted and anemic from Umbridge's Blood Quill, Harry decides to relieve stress by writing Voldemort a parody of a letter, intimating that Harry wouldn't mind if Voldemort murdered Umbridge (not that he'd ever send it, of course). "At the rate he's going, he's going to break our record Padfoot." "He could have been expelled! Why on earth was his son getting mixed up in these sorts of things? #harry "I entertained the idea that your death would be painless, but I can see that is no longer an option. "I'm sending him a howler now." Harry greeted, smiling at the blonde. "W-we're trying, but they're-", "Silencio," The Dark Lord waved his wand at the man flippantly, clearly bored with his excuses. "But this letter bypassed my own wards.". ", "Maybe we should have recruited more Hogwarts students instead," Aunt Bellatrix sneered, "Of course, maybe they would have turned out as cowardly as my nephew here.". He had dodged the howler bullet, at least temporarily. Or could it be something more? Victory, Lord Voldemort thinks, takes many forms. "Don't tell me what to d-" Lord Voldemort began but then the howler exploded and Harry's angry ranting enveloped the room: "VOLDEMORT YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE! He was supposed to follow them, was supposed to be like them. ._1x9diBHPBP-hL1JiwUwJ5J{font-size:14px;font-weight:500;line-height:18px;color:#ff585b;padding-left:3px;padding-right:24px}._2B0OHMLKb9TXNdd9g5Ere-,._1xKxnscCn2PjBiXhorZef4{height:16px;padding-right:4px;vertical-align:top}.icon._1LLqoNXrOsaIkMtOuTBmO5{height:20px;vertical-align:middle;padding-right:8px}.QB2Yrr8uihZVRhvwrKuMS{height:18px;padding-right:8px;vertical-align:top}._3w_KK8BUvCMkCPWZVsZQn0{font-size:14px;font-weight:500;line-height:18px;color:var(--newCommunityTheme-actionIcon)}._3w_KK8BUvCMkCPWZVsZQn0 ._1LLqoNXrOsaIkMtOuTBmO5,._3w_KK8BUvCMkCPWZVsZQn0 ._2B0OHMLKb9TXNdd9g5Ere-,._3w_KK8BUvCMkCPWZVsZQn0 ._1xKxnscCn2PjBiXhorZef4,._3w_KK8BUvCMkCPWZVsZQn0 .QB2Yrr8uihZVRhvwrKuMS{fill:var(--newCommunityTheme-actionIcon)} /*# sourceMappingURL=https://www.redditstatic.com/desktop2x/chunkCSS/TopicLinksContainer.3b33fc17a17cec1345d4_.css.map*/ 9/8/2017 | Published: 12/17/2015 | id: 11674317 | Language: English | Genre: Horror/Humor | Characters: | Download: EPUB or MOBI. "They're so cool! But the Hat did. Helena shrugged her narrow shoulders. Will The Howler continue its rein of terror or be stopped once and for all? Harry's on the shit list already, what's Voldemort going to do, kill him? Which resulted in Harry being nearly killed, and found passed out in some deep catacomb somewhere in the castle. "There is no point in betting whether they would win.". I cant give you your legs back but I can be your legs until you get them back. Potter replied logically, before carrying him out of the hospital wing on his back, all while ignoring Siriuss demands for him to put him down. ", "HOW DARE YOU TAKE OVER THE MINISTRY?" James commented, chuckling as he took the newspaper from Remus. "I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED.". Draco watched as the two conversed, looking back and forth between the two. Neither would stop him from taking over the wizarding world. Either way, I hope you enjoy my gift!". "Draco" Father muttered to Draco under his breath, "Is that-", "Yeah," Draco confirmed, just as soft. "IF YOU STICK YOUR NOSE OUT OF LINE AGAIN, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT TO AZKABAN.". Molly is known for sending Howlers to her kids at Hogwarts. I WANT YOU TO WRITE AN APOLOGY TO THE WEASLEYS IMMEDIATELY! "How is it that a child and his two friends have managed to elude you this entire time?". RELATED: Harry Potter: 10 Facts About Snape Left Out Of The Movies. so i thought why not come out via howler? ", "I know love," James conceded. "Congratulations on making Headmaster. I HOPE YOU KNOW MR. WEASLEY IS FACING AN ENQUIRY AT WORK AND THAT YOUR BRASH ACTIONS HAS NEGATIVE REPERCUSSIONS ON EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE ENTIRE WIZARDING COMMUNITY. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Chapters: 3 | Words: 29,305 | Reviews: 151 | Favs: 1,006 | Follows: 444 | Updated: 2/17/2011 | Published: 2/10/2011 | Status: Complete | id: 6731545 | Language: English | Genre: Drama/Angst | Characters: Harry P., N. Tonks | Download: EPUB or MOBI. "M-my lord," One of the Death Eaters blubbered (Draco couldn't be bothered to learn his name). First catagory is Harry centric (first completed works, then works in progress or abandoned), then Harry Hermione . I was in a bad mood and Umbridge is a lovely victim. Harry had been staying at Ron's for the end of the summer when his parents and their two friends, Sirius and Remus went on holiday, and unfortunately the Weasley family had been running late. In the beginning of Harry Potter's 4th year at Hogwarts, he recieves a howler from his "Uncle" Sirius Black, informing Harry of his younger . The feels. Come and look at what your son has done!" When he was done he turned to see Harry still watching him, but his expression was unreadable. "He is breaking the law!". The trio stared at the bird and Harry took the letter that the owl was tied on to his leg. The Dark Lord swept in, making an already quiet room go deathly silent. "Morning Ron! Why didnt Harry send Voldemort a howler? he asked. James and Sirius were now standing in the doorway of the Living Room with gleeful expressions in anticipation what the oldest Potter son had done one his first night at Hogwarts. harry potter and the freakish fans of linlithgow 19 3407 . 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Rowling | Published: 2020-08-18 | Completed: 2020-08-19 | Words: 6452 | Chapters: 3/3 | Comments: 159 | Kudos: 2677 | Bookmarks: 586 | Hits: 17252 | ID: 25966192 | Download: EPUB or MOBI, FanfictionBot2.0.0-beta | Usage | Contact ffnbot!ignore. Suggestions? Not the main focus, but the whole fic is in a SMS-style. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control. GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF HIDING LIKE A COWARD!!!!! He must find his own way back to the future without upsetting the time line, but the Dark Lord is on the rise, and Harry's never been good at keeping his head down.Canon Divergent after "Snape's Worst Memory" in OotP. EITHER WAY YOU'RE REALLY PATHETIC, AND WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A NOSE?!? They thought they did that with their letters, didnt they? Draco stood from his bed and took a deep breath. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. What if Voldemort chose Neville? 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