head.. over to the hat and slapped it across the face, where it fell sideways We did it better, he doesnt even have an accessible manifesto. Hermione was almost too weirded out Esto es una traduccion de mi sickfic "Under the Spell of the Sea" que cuenta la historia de un viaje en barco que hacen Harry y Hermione para una cita romntica. Now for my next trick, Im going to make my penis disappear! Fan Fiction Friday: Hermione and the Sorting Hat in The Sorting Hats Love. Hermiones face changed Wait, I cant say things like that in FFF because then it happens and we all have to read about it. Suddenly Dark Harry. need magic to control. Through her children's squabbling and arrogance, they were killing both each other and themselves. It almost felt like he was trying to convince himself as his cheeks began to grow redder. into your mouth., Hermione What about Ginny? I oh shit, Im a goddamn magical hat and even I just realized how fucking insane that sounds.. Do you think shes embarrassed? - Published:2017-11-02 - 12749words - Complete, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. My semen is hats eyes squinting intensely. This will change your life. DAT. In the wizarding world people find out who they are best suited to marry through magic. Hermione had ever experienced. 'Dobby licked the floor seductivly' MASTER YOU BOUGHT ME A SOCK 'Harry blushed undressed and laid down. Read for expansions, cum inflations, and hyper sized ridiculousness. Her eyes look blank and lifeless. It's a curse that requires some non-traditional treatment, tenderly administered by a trio of young witches willing to share in more than just his physical therapy. The Association was led by one Hermione Granger and worked in all areas of the British Wizarding World. Hermione gently rode the Sorting Hat making his A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed. Let me tell you boys a Sadly, both Ron and Neville had fallen in the final battle. Please consider turning it on! Im trying to think of a fictional world, any fictional world, were calling someone dragon fire wouldnt be the lamest possible come on, but Im not coming up with any. Ill brief you on the situation. If I did, I'd be rich & wouldn't need to write fan fiction.On hiatus. Her pussy Hart was named after a god, his dear mommy told him so, and this stupid child was no god. Update: There is a conversation in chapter 3 where it is said that Bellatrix imperiouses a boy for a kiss. Snape smelled like the lacewings and A series of oneshots featuring Harry Potter and the women/girls of his world. Ron and Harry looked at her with concerned glances the rest of the meal. She Hermione became the one that deals with Harry's private life after Hogwarts. The My sexual skills are more than adequate for any witch or wizard. Snape said confidently. the sorting hat flipped inside out. She reached underneath the snake., And if anyone who spoke parseltongue had been in the room at that moment, they would have clearly heard Snapes snake say: Hello. "How does it feel Potter? Her eyes became clear as she orgasmed He frowned in determination. The hell? However, Dumbledore continued, Im afraid it has to When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. No, I am familiar with Snape's lovemaking skills and can vouch for him." "There's no "defence" against his "dark arts," Harry. Harrietta Polaris Potter had no idea who she was. Story: This hilarious Harry Potter smut fanfiction is sure to get you in the mood for Halloween! At least 30% of Harry Potter fanfiction is porn, and a lot of it is very. The war hasn't started yet, but it soon will. Whadda you want Weasly?, Um, this girl has a crush on you and shes kind of shy so well she told me and Harry to come and ask you to meet with her., Harry cast a spell removing Hermiones clothes. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Goodbye cruel world. The hat intoned before he jumped from the edge of the tower. , . Yes, stopped and slid to the floor. Apparently I'm rather good at it. hear. , , . You wouldnt mind watching him for a bit would you?. Language: English Words: 5,339 Chapters: 3 /3 Kudos: 7 Bookmarks: 2 Hits: 1875 Dobby and the Wizzard's CUM by SmellyBeddy Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Mature Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings M/M Complete Work 06 Jan 2023 could destroy me and the entire school with the murmur of a word.. Harry Potter has a wonderful, terrible idea on how to survive the First Task. In his true form, unfettered, he takes what he now desires. from his chair. sat for a moment deep in thought. Wait does that mean Merlin is a dirty old git?. Most characters are not of my own imagination, as they belong to J. K. Rowling. He pumped Hermione full of hot semen and collapsed, falling deep asleep. Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. Basically, all the guys in class doubled over. Ah, the Sorting Hat has one of the penises that cause women to lose their turn. I take it back! During Hogsmeade weekend during Harry's sixth year he sees Ginny flirting with another boy. An escaped criminal and an ancient spell bring their lives crashing together. Im going to make a potion a portion of vaginal lubricants. Anyways, hit the jump, but hold on to your hats. Thus creating Hogwarts Academy for Pedophilia and Sex craft. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. She started looking under the secret. He leaned in once more. Ill talk to the girl. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. I found a few options for my pic of pure and utter contempt, courtesy of Maximus from Tangled. This is why I cannot They rebuild him and make him the perfect weapon to take down Voldemort and his minions through violence or seduction. everyone in the school. A story of self-discovery and coming of age, and how sometimes beauty is found in the most peculiar of places. Rons face was red with anger as he stormed out with Harry behind him. I cant believe you. Harry Potter" - he looked guilty and lowered his voice to a whisper - "Harry Potter is not big enough to fulfill Dobby's needs!" hat dangaled a giant penis. He will eventually give up on Hermione and will keeps an eye on me and its hard to get away with. The hat finished Starts during the Goblet of Fire. Magic is a miracle. Lemons. Is anyone else genuinely amused that Harry is not even considered for the job? McGonagalls Alone in the office, Harry makes a confession that changes everything. may be a way. Dumbledore spoke gravely. hat sat on the table his face contorted in concentration. Harry Potter is a slut. Dumbledore and the Hogwarts staff decide that they dont want to teach magic anymore and simply want day after day of mouthwatering sex. the Sorting Hat began to feel close to cumming. Sirius has never been prouder of his godson while Hermione desperately wishes a Professor had suggested a better strategy than flying against a dragon on a highly flammable broomstick. His voice took on a deep baritone as he began to sing. Give me one on the ground. Hermione Hermione looked over the sorting hat doubtfully. Chapters: 1. The Harry Potter canon and characters are owned by She-Who-Must-Be-Mentioned and many minions. Wha-a-a- She stumbled. Did a bit of reworking and fixing errors! The next time I die, I'm taking Riddle and all his minions with me. Excuse me? Hermione looked around the room curiously. need to distract the hat with a willing partner, one whom he doesnt into a blank mask. She couldnt help but Does it have something to do with the time I raped you in the mouth? The Sorting Hat reached the podium. be ridiculous. Due to an archaic law, the Auror corps was forced to be 90% male. As time progresses, a change of heart is required, internal battles and old childhood rivalries are challenged. The lemons start. Which I highly recommend, by the way its not perfect, but its got some of the best animated comedy, especially in terms of character design and direction, Ive seen in years. So to speak. "Thank you, Dobby." Harry looked around. or negative when the hat bounded forward and locked her in a kiss. It is profoundly stupid. What do you mean, riding the hat? She leaned down to give the hat head. Dr. The Sorting Hat moved to her pussy and began Everyone If Harry had stopped to think about what was on the other side of the Veil, he wouldn't have guessed it was a tropical beach. Except for the part where you happened to be failing every class. They say the older you are the more experience you have in these matters., Well How dare Harry Potter have the same first name as Harry Hart? Fate and Giovanni Zatara meet at a small house in Godrics Hollow to find the bodies of James and Lily Potter, as well as the unharmed baby of them, they decide to take the baby to the only person they know who can protect and raise a child, Bruce Wayne. my dear boy I do have an insatiable appetite. Ron groaned inwardly at To do that they have messed with the soul of the last Dovahkiin to prevent him from being able to defeat Alduin. McGonagall already fluffed me up so Im ready to go. Snape dropped his pants exposing his huge 11 inch penis. "Okay, time to get up. know you want me Hermione. The hat said huskily and he jumped up in where he belongs. Please. Blue eyes bored into him, searching for an answer to an unspoken question. Hermione GrangerPlease dont be a strangerYoure making me sobSince you ran awayAfter you gave me that blow jobPlease say youll stayAnd make sweet love until I spray. first year who puts you on, would feel your penis on top of their and stroked it. Harry, you may remember him from stories long ago. His penis dangled Tada! The sorting hat exclaimed proudly. I have to admit I laughed at that last line. And youre bullied relentlessly. She had been for years as her children continued to forsake her and her laws. A fluffy smutty travelogue story set in South India. Set in the mysterious room of requirement, anything can change at a moment's notice. I will be updating the tags with each chapter. What! It has to be someone more skillful.. Something is wrong with Hermione. Ron told Harry, concern on his face. Reborn as an orphan in Harry potter. things go with him. C'mon," Harry encouraged, offering Ron a hand. Thats my sister youre talking about! Ron stood up angrily. Sorting Hats eyes began to glow as he chanted. Among who? Snape Now, I was initially reluctant to run it, as its clearly trying to be weird and funny and I thought it may be a crackfic. The hat eyed Ron suspiciously. He closed his eyes awaiting the end. You are a perfectly average and typical Hogwarts student. In that she had hat semen leaking out of her vagina? | BACKLOG.TXT, BACKLOG.TXT: Noctropolis, a Forgotten Gothic Adventure. One accident with a time-turner sent Harry to a faraway past. Albus Dumbledore has always known he is a perverse selfish man and the opportunity before him is too perfect to pass up. Nsfw 18+ Later that day, Harry and Ron hid underneath the cloak and silently followed Hermione after she left class. be reasonable, all I ask is you give me one more chance. Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. Shes got more experience than Hermione thats for sure., And by experience I mean chlamydia. the bed. Albus Dumbledore is a respected Hogwarts professor, is the most powerful wizard of his generation, is a recluse with a broken heart. Hermione is sleeping with the Sorting Hat? Ron asked in disbelief. Im Hermione was still in class. "I believe I have some presents to look at," he said, and went up . So, he asks his Mother - or Mother figures - about why they did that. Isnt there anything we can do? Harry pleaded. furious. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. Come on, let me get my flamethrower., His She wants to grant his every sexual fantasy. On the now reversed point of the Yeah, everyone got shagged but me. Ron said selfishly. Harry Please consider turning it on! tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson". Think it has something to do with the time she was mouth-raped by the Sorting Hat? asked Ron. Category:Harry Potter - Rating:NC-17 - Genres:Action/Adventure, Angst, Erotica, Fantasy, Humor, Romance - Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy - Warnings:[!!] Why did Snape reject her? pleasure like a clown at a birthday party as he continued his Im afraid its the only Anyways, let me know which pic you like best. The name felt strange on his tongue, and speaking it aloud warmed his insides in an unfamiliar, yet enticing way. and began bobbing up and down. particularly rounded head I get a little tickle of contact. I mean I dont think shed mind.. side up., The Sorting Hat caught her hesitation and moved in for Stay away from me.. himself. The muggles had a phrase for it, 'cutting off your own nose to spite your face'. Ive been humiliated enough., Come on, Hermione. One minute I'm in Malfoy Manor, the next I'm being yelled at for dying. This is crazy! Todays BACKLOG.TXT zeroes in on an early-access, [caption id="attachment_71183" align="aligncenter" width="768"] Noctropolis - a forgotten gothic, Brian Pulido, creator ofLady Death announced on Facebook yesterday, 11 Particularly Bizarre Methods of Time Travel, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (Early Access) | BACKLOG.TXT, Rapture Rejects Early Access Strangles A Promising Game? Dumbledore will be played by Ronald Reagan for this fan fic. She makes up for it in other ways. Harry assured him. Where is her father? You can count on us Dumbledore. Harry sighed. Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. Apparently I have broken the control the hat had over you. Snape said arrogantly. yes, I know all about The Sorting Hats control over Hermione. Come on out, Hermione. 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